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What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

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How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

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What is the largest moth the world has ever seen?

A mammoth

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

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How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!