What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

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What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

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What is the largest moth the world has ever seen?

A mammoth

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

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Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.