What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

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How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

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What's the biggest moth in the world?

A mammoth!

What is the largest moth the world has ever seen?

A mammoth

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!