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What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

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How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

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What's the biggest moth in the world?

A mammoth!

What is the largest moth the world has ever seen?

A mammoth

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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.