How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Conduct Jokes More Conduct Jokes

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?