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How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why are setups to jokes so important?

Because seven ate nine.

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Conduct Jokes More Conduct Jokes

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.