How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

Conduct Jokes More Conduct Jokes

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!