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How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do the Police and Pokemon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

What did the Chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

Where can you find a turtle that has no legs?

Exactly where you left it.

What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

Conduct Jokes More Conduct Jokes

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest