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How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

Conduct Jokes More Conduct Jokes

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

Ohm Jokes More Ohm Jokes

What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering?

Ohm.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.