How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

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What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

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What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering?

Ohm.

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

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How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.