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How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

What do you call... What do you call four Mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

Who's there! Anne! Anne who?

Anne apple just fell on my head!

Conduct Jokes More Conduct Jokes

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

Ohm Jokes More Ohm Jokes

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering?

Ohm.

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.