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How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

How do mesquite trees get taller?

They stand on their mesqui-toes!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

What do you say to a two headed monster?

Hello hello.

Conduct Jokes More Conduct Jokes

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

Ohm Jokes More Ohm Jokes

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!