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What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What do you call a camel in a car?

A camel auto!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk