What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What do you call a group of cars?

A clutch!

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Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

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What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off