What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.