What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

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Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza?

Not Jack's.