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What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic!

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

Because there was no jack.