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What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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What's the name of the car of a hipster Batman?

Tumblr.

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.

What's the worst thing to hear after giving head to Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza?

Not Jack's.