What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....