What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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How did Jack get rich?

His bean-stock went up.

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!