Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

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What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A power failure.

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From Moscow