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Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

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Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.