Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

What did The Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

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Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

Ian!

What's next to Moscow?

Pa's cow.