Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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What football position did the forever alone play?

Left Out

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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How do the Greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

What do you call a man with no body and a nose?

Nobody knows!

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

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What is the most popular style in Moscow salons?

A brushin.

What do you call a Russian bull?

A Moscow