Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..