Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

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What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

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Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

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What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!