Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

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Why Didn't Batman Go To Church?

Because of Christian Bail

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

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What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew