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Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

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What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

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Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!