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Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

Pew Jokes More Pew Jokes

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.