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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

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Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!