What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

Galaxy Jokes More Galaxy Jokes

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

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What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper?

An Imperial Walker

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe