What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

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Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

Why do they call it the Star Wars Universe?

When it's only a galaxy

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Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.