What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

What is a flea's favourite book?

The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

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Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!