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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

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What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What is a flea's favourite book?

The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!

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Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!