What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

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What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die