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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

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Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.