What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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Why do they call it the Star Wars Universe?

When it's only a galaxy

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

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Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.