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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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Who's there! Bossy! Bossy who?

Bossy just fired me!

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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He threw out the W's

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Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

Proofreading.