Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

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What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

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Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

Proofreading.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

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Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

How much is an M&M?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!