What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

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Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.