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How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that

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How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, two, two

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Toucan

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How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.