How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that

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How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.