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How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that

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How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.