How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that

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Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place