How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

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How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

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No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

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EOM

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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

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What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.