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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

Mitochondria Jokes More Mitochondria Jokes

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

Powerhouse Jokes More Powerhouse Jokes

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.