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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

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How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

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How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

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What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

Powerhouse Jokes More Powerhouse Jokes

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell