Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

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Natural logs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

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Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

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Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

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He didn't