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Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

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Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

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Why was 6 happy to see 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

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Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Where did Timmy go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.