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Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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His bark was much worse than it's bite!

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After the last dog they just ate.

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Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

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Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.