Because he ate too much of them.
Mom, sad): He went to Jared.
Everywhere.
He didn't
He's an orphan.
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.
Because he wanted a hot rod.
A 2nd born.
A menstrual bicycle.
The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back
A fork
He went to the second-hand shop.
Depresso.
Because proper tea is theft.
He went to Jared.
He thought they had delivery service.
A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.
See you next "fall".
Because 7 ate 9...
Because he ate his ant for dinner!
Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight
