Because he ate too much of them.
Everywhere.
He didn't
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.
Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!
Because of their bills
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.
Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"
They both lost their pop.
Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff
Tsarbucks.
French press. (Too soon?)
When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.
I heard that he was fully re-covered.
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
Check, mate!
Because he was a potato!
Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*