Because he ate too much of them.
Mom, sad): He went to Jared.
Everywhere.
He didn't
He's an orphan.
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.
They are all against Turkey
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
Your mom.
Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.
Cancer.
Cancer
In a nest-cafe!
He was mugged.
The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."
They both want tablets for Christmas.
He had been illumi-naughty
Check mate"..
And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!
They havent been taught good table manners!
Second Caribou: The litterbug.