Because he ate too much of them.
Mom, sad): He went to Jared.
Everywhere.
He didn't
He's an orphan.
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.
Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first
Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
Everywhere
Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
Allahu ackbar!!
They always bomb the punchline!
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
A flat minor
Grounds for termination.
Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
They havent been taught good table manners!
Because it'll gobble up everything.
A Wookie mistake!
Check their jeans.
Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.
I'm stumped.
