Because he ate too much of them.
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Coffee Mug
Everywhere
Mom, sad): He went to Jared.
Cancer
Everywhere.
He didn't
Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..
He's an orphan.
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.
Because they always leave you stumped!
GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go
He was trying to dodge the draft.
Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.
Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.
With their bills!
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
A stand up driver.
Santa Clues.
Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first
Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
Stephen Hawking.
Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget
Bless you!
