Timmy Jokes

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

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Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

Where did Timmy go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

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M Jokes More M Jokes

What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Dodge Jokes More Dodge Jokes

How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

Bombing Jokes More Bombing Jokes

Where did Suzy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u