Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
The screen stays black when you check the time.
Because he forgot to check his blind side.
Chickpea
Prison
An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.
Because there's no L.
Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Because he ate too much of them.
Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.