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Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

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What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

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What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

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Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"