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Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

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Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Snowflake Jokes More Snowflake Jokes

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"