Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

Snowflake Jokes More Snowflake Jokes

What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"