Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

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How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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How much does a slave cost?

I have no idea, I just know they aren't free

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

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Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?

Cuz aparently he likes "snow".

What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

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What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.