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What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

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What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

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What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

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What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.