What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

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What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

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Why can you RAN in a campsite, but never RUN in a campsite?

Because it's always past-tents.

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Human Resources.

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How to get a job without experience?

Just run for office!

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What's tomato with you!

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What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

I have my eye on you.

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What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.