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What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

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What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

Disaster Jokes More Disaster Jokes

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.