Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

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Why do hurricanes have girl names?

First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house.

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car