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Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why don't Leave voters go to the cinema?

Because they're unable to see the big picture.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

How the hell did you do that"?

The car rolled on it".

House Jokes More House Jokes

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

How did the New Orlean Pelicans get their name?

They should've gone with the Hurricanes.

Why do hurricanes have girl names?

First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house.