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Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Why do women have trouble parking?

Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car