What did the Mexican say when a development fell on him?

Yo get off me, homes!

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

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What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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Because his home was a maze thing.

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He was Russian.

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What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

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Word,yo.

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Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.