What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

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What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.