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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

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What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

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What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.