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What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

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What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

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What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.