What did the Mexican say when a development fell on him?

Yo get off me, homes!

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Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

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What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

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Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.