Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

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What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

What do you call an elephant that no one needs?

Irrelephant.

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What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets Thor arms!

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead

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Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear