Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

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How do you call a jockey falling from his horse?

An Hippic fail.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

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How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

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What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

An impasta!

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal?

Press'n Seal