Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

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What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

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How amphetamine addiction is called?

Need for Speed.

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

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Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

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Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'