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Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

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Where does light go to jail?

Prism

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

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How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk