Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Why are all black people fast?

Because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Why should I?

Ba dum tss*

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.