What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Why can every black person run so fast?

Because the slow ones are in jail.

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?

A Kong - vict!