What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

Whats common between the world trade centres and genders?

There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.

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How do you get a horse out of jail?

Hay bail.

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

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How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone?

Virgin Mobile.

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What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.