What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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WhatsApp and SMS?

Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

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Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

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What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

Why did the number one go to jail?

187

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What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

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What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?

A Kong - vict!