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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs.

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Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

What do you call a short physic that has escaped from jail?

A small medium at large

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What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.

What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.