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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

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What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

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What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.