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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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Ryan Locht-up

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Cell phones

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!