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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

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What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

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Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?

A Kong - vict!