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Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

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What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.