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Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

What is that white thing in my pork&beans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?

A Kong - vict!