Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

Who would steal an artificial leg?

Im stumped.

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.