Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato.

What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.