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Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?

A Kong - vict!