Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

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What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?

A Kong - vict!

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.