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Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap...

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?

A Kong - vict!