Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

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What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!