Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

Previous Random Joke Next

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison?

A small medium at large!

What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.