Who drowns?

The boat.

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!