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Who drowns?

The boat.

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!