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Who drowns?

The boat.

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What does it look like when someone is drowning?

Lol

Why can you only drown a hipster in a tributary?

Because, it isn't mainstream.

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Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.