Who drowns?

The boat.

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What did the drowning number theorist yell?

LOG LOG LOG LOG

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

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What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

How do boats apologise?

S ry!