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Who drowns?

The boat.

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Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

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What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

Why did the GameCube controller get off the boat?

Because he got a little c-stick.