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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why is the rear end of a boat so tough?

It's made of stern stuff.

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.