Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.

Transport Jokes More Transport Jokes

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.