Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

Transport Jokes More Transport Jokes

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.