Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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Shipped beef!

Where do boats go when they're sick?

The Doc

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What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

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What's a Whistleblower's favorite food?

Leeks!

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.