Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

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Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat...

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What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

What's a Whistleblower's favorite food?

Leeks!

What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.