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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

Transport Jokes More Transport Jokes

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.