Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

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Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

How is a hailstone like an onion?

They are both whitish and have layers

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.