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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

Fish and ships.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Who's there! Cicero! Cicero who?

Cicero the boat ashore!

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat...

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.