What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

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Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

On a Freudian Slip

What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

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What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.