What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

What dogs are best for sending telegrams?

Wire haired terriers!!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat...

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What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth