What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

JSON

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.