How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

The beans keep slipping through the grill.

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

Bitterly Cold Day Jokes More Bitterly Cold Day Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Nice Warm Jersey Jokes More Nice Warm Jersey Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.