How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover.

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?

A slipped disk.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What do you call empathetic bovine?

Understand bull

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

Bitterly Cold Day Jokes More Bitterly Cold Day Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

Nice Warm Jersey Jokes More Nice Warm Jersey Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.