How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

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Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

Bitterly Cold Day Jokes More Bitterly Cold Day Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

Nice Warm Jersey Jokes More Nice Warm Jersey Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.