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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Bitterly Cold Day Jokes More Bitterly Cold Day Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

Nice Warm Jersey Jokes More Nice Warm Jersey Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.