How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

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Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

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Out dated farming equipment.

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Get off.

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What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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Shipped beef!

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It takes longer to milk the bull.

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Nice Warm Jersey Jokes More Nice Warm Jersey Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.