Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey