Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!