Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

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How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!

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What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.