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Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.