What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

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Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.

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How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

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What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.