What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

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Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

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What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!