What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

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Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

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Turn off the Playstation.

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Because it's a high steaks game

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What was the desert's piece of advice?

Gobi yourself

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!