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What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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What was the desert's piece of advice?

Gobi yourself

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!