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What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?

When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!

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What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

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What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.