What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

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Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

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What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

What was the desert's piece of advice?

Gobi yourself