How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

Previous Random Joke Next

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

Cowculator Jokes More Cowculator Jokes

How do farmers count their cows?

With a Cowculator!!

How do you count a herd of cattle?

Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.