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How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.

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What is the last thing that tickle-me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

How was work?

Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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What's the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four

What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

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How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)