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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

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Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

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What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

What did the impatient cow say at the stampede?

MOOOOOOVE!