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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a moving company owned by cows?

A bunch of moooovers.

What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

Magazine Jokes More Magazine Jokes

What's a magazine?

Asked every guy under 30.

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

Stampede Jokes More Stampede Jokes

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

What did the impatient cow say at the stampede?

MOOOOOOVE!