What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

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Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

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What did the impatient cow say at the stampede?

MOOOOOOVE!

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!