What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

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How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

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How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

What's a magazine?

Asked every guy under 30.

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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!