What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

What's a magazine?

Asked every guy under 30.

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What did the impatient cow say at the stampede?

MOOOOOOVE!

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW