What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

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Because the stakes would be too high.

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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What's a magazine?

Asked every guy under 30.

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What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!