Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik

How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections?

She had an outstanding balance.

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.