Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

How do you sabotage a space mission?

Send Matt Damon

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.