Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!