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Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

Where did the cow go?

It mooved.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space?

NASA.

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.