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Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space?

NASA.

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.