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Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does a farmer count cows?

With a cow-calculator.

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call a cashew in space?

An astronut.

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!