Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.