How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two!...

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine beans in Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!

What's the best time to go to a dentist?

Two thirty