One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two!...
Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.
Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.
Both got screwed out of office
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.