One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two!...
Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you
One, or two? One, or two?
Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)
Because he screwed his wife!
Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!
Two thirty
