How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two!...

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

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How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

What's the most common time to see the dentist?

Two Thirty.