How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One? Or two? One?.... Or two?

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What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

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How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude