How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

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Who's there! Brighton! Brighton who?

Brighton-der the light of the moon!

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude