None 'cause it's already lit, fam.
None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.
Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.
Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.
Because he screwed up the delivery...
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.
Suh Dude
