How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The sockets all went with the house.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

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How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.