How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

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How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

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How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.

How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.