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How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

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What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

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How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.