Light? What's that?
Lighting fires.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
I don't know but I can look it up for you.
None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.