None. That's a hardware problem.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.
None. cmon, they'd much rather be kept in the dark.
You weren't there, man!
One..... Or two...
Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.
Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
To get to the other side.
Fish
Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!
Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...
Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
Not sure, gotta catch them all first!
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
Salmon
One, plus or minus one.
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
Lets go play on our bikes.
Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
It has to change for itself.
Less than twelve parsecs.
Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.
None, its a hardware issue.
Over 9000.
About 1 thousand Iraqis.
Juan.
Look a squirrel!
Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.
OVER 9000
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
None. Darkness foreverrrr!
Do you have a ticket for that?
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.
I I
Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words
Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)
Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him
3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.
It's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.
Wanna go ride bikes?
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
Let's go ride our bikes.
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.
Five. It's a huge problem.
Five six seven eight!
You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"
Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.
The lightbulb works fine...
It's an obscure number, you have probably never heard of it.
It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.
A Brazillion!!!
None. They like it on the dark side.
A Brazilian
Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it
Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
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None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.
I don't know, I'm no scientist
Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.
Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
Let's go ride our bikes!
One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.
Depends on which method you try....
Light? What's that?
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
None. It will happen itself.
Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!
Twenty-Juan
None. They can't get up that high!
No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.
It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.
Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.
Just one, but it will take 4 episodes.
None, they prefer Natural Light
Just one, if you put it in the right place.
They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
Yes
Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.
2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know
Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.
Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.
Depends on how many cops planted it there
Just one. But it takes 20 episodes
One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up
Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.
Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.
"Would you like fries with that "
Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.
When it has metaphor.
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"
None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!
I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
My zipper
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
Because they can get 4g
G:"I'm on both."
One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
