How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

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What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke

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How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

What do mathematicians and dancers have in common?

They both have algorhythm.