Dancer Jokes

Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

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What do mathematicians and dancers have in common?

They both have algorhythm.

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb?

5,6,7,8.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8

How are you so strong?

LET ME GO TINY DANCER

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Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

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Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

What you call toes that taste like mint?

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He's the stiff one.

What did the wind turbine say to Al Gore?

I'm a big fan.

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Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

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One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.