Dancer Jokes

Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

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What do mathematicians and dancers have in common?

They both have algorhythm.

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb?

5,6,7,8.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8

How are you so strong?

LET ME GO TINY DANCER

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How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power?

This isn't just a campaign, this is a political

What do you call a communist hip hop dancer?

Vladimir Lenin dab

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

Prancer Jokes More Prancer Jokes

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

Al Gore Jokes More Al Gore Jokes

What do you call music about climate change?

An Al Gore-rhythm

Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment?

Because of an inconvenient tooth.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

What do they call a Polish astronomer?

Copernicus.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

They asked.

How'd ya get that?

Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

Hawaiian Jokes More Hawaiian Jokes

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.