Dancer Jokes

Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

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What do mathematicians and dancers have in common?

They both have algorhythm.

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb?

5,6,7,8.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8

How are you so strong?

LET ME GO TINY DANCER

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What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

Why are horses poor dancers?

They have two left feet.

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

Dance Floor Jokes More Dance Floor Jokes

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

Mini-soda.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.