Dancer Jokes

Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

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What do mathematicians and dancers have in common?

They both have algorhythm.

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb?

5,6,7,8.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8

How are you so strong?

LET ME GO TINY DANCER

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What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

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How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

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One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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What do you call a communist hip hop dancer?

Vladimir Lenin dab

How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power?

This isn't just a campaign, this is a political

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines.

What do you call it when people line up well?

High queue-ality.

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

Line Dancer Jokes More Line Dancer Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?

A. An Ocean "Liner"