Dancer Jokes

Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

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What do mathematicians and dancers have in common?

They both have algorhythm.

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb?

5,6,7,8.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8

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He just monkeys around on the line!

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

What's gray and all around?

Everything. I'm a dog.

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What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

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Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment?

Because of an inconvenient tooth.

How did Al Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

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What do you call a communist hip hop dancer?

Vladimir Lenin dab

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Satanist Jokes More Satanist Jokes

What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

How much does a Satanist weigh?

A pentagram.