Dancer Jokes

Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

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What do mathematicians and dancers have in common?

They both have algorhythm.

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb?

5,6,7,8.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8

How are you so strong?

LET ME GO TINY DANCER

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Prancer Jokes More Prancer Jokes

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters?

Gnus - readers!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

When does a dog go "moo"?

When it is learning a new language!

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brown-chicken-brown-coooow

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

Poor Dancer Jokes More Poor Dancer Jokes

Why are horses poor dancers?

They have two left feet.

What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's an obscure number, you have probably never heard of it.