Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

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How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.