Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

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Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect