Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

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How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.