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Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

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Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

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Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!