Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

How do you keep black people out of your business?

Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.

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How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra