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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!