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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

What does a food lover do when they try a new food?

They CURIOUSLY MASTERCATE.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why the long face?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

Stilt Jokes More Stilt Jokes

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!