Try two pairs of stilts!
He looked a little blue
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
With carrots
In case he got a hole in one.
At a Pair of Docks
Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."
You're hired" "Not guilty"
Put him on stilts!
