How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

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What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What do you call a pair of snakeskin trousers?

Serpants.

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!