How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

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What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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Why did the recruiter hire a Spider?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!