How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

What did the horse say to the one-legged jockey?

How're ye gettin' on

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Stilt Jokes More Stilt Jokes

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!