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What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.