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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!