What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Udder Disaster Jokes More Udder Disaster Jokes

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster