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What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

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Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

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What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Utter destruction.

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Udder Disaster Jokes More Udder Disaster Jokes

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster