Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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Where do you buy a Walrus?

Walmart!

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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What's small and got 7 dents in it?

Snow White's cherry

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.