Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.