Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

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What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.