Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

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How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

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Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

What is red and has seven little dents in it?

Snow White's cherry.