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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

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What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

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What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

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What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

What is pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow White's virginity.