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Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?

Sketchup

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.