Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles?

A car-toonist!

What do you call a pickle that draws?

A dillustrator.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

What is brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!