Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

To get rid of his tesserection

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What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles?

A car-toonist!

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

What's grey and never needs ironing?

A drip dry elephant!

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Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

Why did the artist throw his eraser away?

Because it wasn't