Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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What did the zombie farmer say he wanted?

Grrraaaaiiinnns...

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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How do you draw an Overwatch character?

You Tracer.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

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Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

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Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!