Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!

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What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?

Sketchup

Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting

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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

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What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

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Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!

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What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"