They keep drawing!
So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"
Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.
A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!
Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
Turn off their console and go to sleep.
He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.
At a football!
Because Americans don't play it.
Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"
Salvador Deli