Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!

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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

How do you draw an Overwatch character?

You Tracer.

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.

How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

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What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist.

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.