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Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!

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What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

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How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

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What the hell was that?

What the hell was that What the hell was that " (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)

What is a bigot?

A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.

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Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

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Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.