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Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

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Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

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What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

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What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!