Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

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Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

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Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!

What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.