Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

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What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.