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What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

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What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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What do French athletes wear?

Jaques straps

How many French men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.