What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

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Why do cats chase birds?

For a lark!

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

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How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.