How does French cheese expire?

From age

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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Why do we call them baby names?

They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.

What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin