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How does French cheese expire?

From age

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What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

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What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

What's your age?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

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What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin

Why do we call them baby names?

They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.