How does French cheese expire?

From age

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What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

How does a French soldier greet his comrades?

Salut!

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

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What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin

Why do we call them baby names?

They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.